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📆 Real stories. Fake names. Behavioral truth.

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What is The Daily Deal?

It's the first satirical F&I newsletter written by the team behind XLERATES — the AI-powered structuring and insights platform changing the way deals are built.

But before we revolutionize your deal desk... we're gonna make you laugh.

Each issue features:

📰 Fictional news from the dealership floor
💬 Fake quotes from very real problems
🧠 Behavioral insights hidden in the humor
🧔 Todd, our recurring F&I manager just trying to keep his job

Who is this for?

F&I Managers who know the struggle
Sales Managers who've ever been told "send it to lender X" and just nodded
GMs who still believe in backend magic
Anyone who's had to explain why the rate is different than what the customer saw online

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